Week 5 thoughts (post Auburn)

[Nutriaitch]

that was crap. 

crap effort (does anyone on this team other than Flott even give a shyte anymore)
crap coaching (across the board, they all suck)
crap atmosphere (although the crowd did try)
crap pre-game testing system (took 4 hours to get the results that were supposed to be ready in 45 minutes)
crap post game traffic contraflow (going on 20 years of this same setup and they haven’t found a better way yet)
crap postgame radio interview by O (“we need to execute better, the plays were called right”)
crap little baggies of cheap jalapeño to put on soggy ass nachos with not nearly enough cheese

 

[Nutriaitch]

the best player on this football team is our Kicker. 

the 2nd best player on this football team might be our punter. 

[Fishhead]

That's the best you can do???

[COTiger]

We played & coached like sh*t.  That pretty well sums it up.

Edited October 3, 2021 by COTiger

[Nutriaitch]

47 minutes ago, Fishhead said:

That's the best you can do???

in 1995, a feller named Nix came into Death Valley as the starting QB for a ranked Auburn team.

Our defense harassed him all night long. The fans were relentless. Never letting up. Never giving him a chance. He had no answers.

With the game on the line, we made the play that needed to be made to secure the victory. 

THE MAGIC WAS BACK!!!!

 

Fast forward to 2021. 

A feller named Nix came into Tiger Stadium (that wasn’t Death Valley last night) as the QB of a ranked Auburn team. 

He harassed our defense and made them look like kids in a playground multiple times. The crowd tried for a while but gave up as a guy that got benched against Georgia freaking State morphed into Steve Young 2.0. He was relentless and never once gave up. 

With the game on the line he made the play that needed to be made to secure a victory. 

THE MAGIC IS DEAD. 

 

[Nutriaitch]

Ed has been quoted as saying “the day i can’t whoop a man is the day i don’t get out of bed” 

Well Eddie, might as well get comfortable because your ass is staying in that bed for a while. 

This soft ass team can’t push their way through a wet paper bag. 

and that goes for both sides of the ball. 
I think Flott is only guy not afraid to get dirty and he weighs a buck-thirty soaking wet. 

I agree with Fish. Time for Avery to get in on defense. At least he’ll hit somebody. 

Our QB throws off his back foot after dancing backwards in complete terror on every snap. 

our running game is the laughingstock of the COUNTRY. 
LSU football sucks royal monkey ass when it comes to running the football. 

our Idiot Savant head coach even tried blaming the game on Max as if the rest of that steaming shitburger he served up last night was actually filet mignon. 

our whole offensive line is back from last year. and starting again. and sucking again. 
you mean there isn’t one swinging dick on this roster better than these guys? not one? not a single fat kid on campus somewhere that can at least get in a D-Lineman’s way?  Nobody?

D-Line played whole night on roller skates. Had Bo fornicating Nix looking like he’s winning the Heisman this year. Grasping at air, breaking ankles while flailing at Baby Mix’s shadow.  not even the best DBs in the history of football can cover a guy for 43 seconds while Donovan McNabb Jr is scrambling around breaking a dozen tackles on a single damn play. 

 

 

[Nutriaitch]

we kicked 3 fornicating field goals inside the red zone. 

THREE!!!!! 

score a fornicating touchdown one time and we win.  

hell it ain’t that long ago that from the 5 we would have done exactly what they did last night. 

Line it up, point to the hole were running through, and shove it right down their throats. 

[Nutriaitch]

and whoever the hell that band was playing by the PMAC was horrible too. 

i’ve heard high school cover bands with pawn shop equipment sound better than that. 

[Nutriaitch]

on a good note:

The military parachuted into the stadium pregame last night. 

one with American flag
one with LSU flag
one with the game ball

that was a very well done and really cool. 
Job well done and Thank y’all for y’all service. 

[Nutriaitch]

and who the hell is Richard Condon?

he’s on post game show with Hanny. 
he sucks too. 

[Nutriaitch]

Fire the video board guy in Tiger Stadium too. 

i saw more highlights from the Vandy-UCONN than i did replays of plays that happened in the game happening in our own fornicating stadium. 

 

[Nutriaitch]

also, Auburn’s band was louder than LSU’s. 

and they played “Neck”. 

[Nutriaitch]

and another thing 

when did we stop singing the Alma Mater with the band after a loss?

used to be the team sang it no matter what after a game. 
Miss St last year and Auburn last night, team couldn’t get off the field fast enough. 

[Herb]

I wonder if we could make LSU's "Pro Day" for the NFL draft conditional on a certain number of wins?  Meaning "If we win at least 9 games there will be a Pro Day, otherwise y'all need to just go to the combine".

Can't help but think that some of our highly recruited players that look like they are trying to ensure they don't get injured would suddenly start putting in effort.